The Kit contains...

• Air Freshener - A cunningly disguised air freshener. Can be strategically placed to block out unwelcome odours without causing offence
• Germolene Antiseptic Wipes - Remember how, when you were a child, there was a cure for everything? Well, there still is . . . and the good news is it doesn’t sting as much as TCP
• Incontinence Pads - Being confined to bed has its issues. The good news is you’ve now been provided with these useful p[ads for odd occasions when the nurse doesn’t get here fast enough
• Latex-free Gloves - There’s no telling what nasty accidents may occur that make you wish you had a pair of protective gloves. Let your imagination flow
• Orbit Chewing Gum - To help freshen up your mouth – and disguise the lingering taste of any meals you’d prefer to forget
• Packet of Mints - To bring your taste buds back to life
• Packet of Tissues - In case you get overcome with excitement and need to wipe away the tears of laughter...
• Puzzle Book - For when you need to while away the hours between meals and other incidents
• Rennies - If you’ve overindulged in hospital meals, Rennies will get you back in shape ready for the next meal
• Tomato ketchup and mustard - to enhance (or disguise) the taste of those delicious meals!
• Whistle - to attract the attention of the nurses when they are having a natter and ignoring your needs